Vanessa and the and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
TO DO LIST 4/20
Tear one brand new contact lense in half and squint all morning. CHECK
Cut my hand on sharp object. CHECK
Turn down invitation to a Giants game on the busiest work day this week. CHECK
Work on my day off, for the 4th week in a row. CHECK
Begin to lose all patience with my current roommate. DOUBLE CHECK.
Remove deep hair splinter from my foot. EW. CHECK
Get caught between 2 armed police officers and an armed suspect. CHECK
Run like hell. CHECK
